BACH RECAP EP 9 – Meet the (Annoyed) Parents

BACH RECAP EP 9 – Meet the (Annoyed) Parents

Is Osh dead again??? Elora reads the date card in a relatively smug way – #hadtwosingledatesbitches. Is that a post sex glow? Interestingly she seems slightly less blue balled tonight. I’m not assaulted by her repressed hormones… maybe we should start calling her red balls??? Hmm too far? Maybs…I still call bullshit on the separate [...]

The Volte Bachie Recap Ep 2 – A clique emerges and Elora gets blue balled

The Volte Bachie Recap Ep 2 – A clique emerges and Elora gets blue balled

Welcome to our recap of Survivor and alliances...sorry no it’s actually The Bachelor but I gotta say right now the quest for love is playing second fiddle to the fight for Alpha Female in Bachie’s boarding school. Side note: This school seems more miserable than any of the ones Jane Eyre hung out at in [...]

Style Swap: Your new way to stay on trend and earn money at the same time

Style Swap: Your new way to stay on trend and earn money at the same time

Ever found yourself with nothing to wear for a birthday, corporate event or date and thought "if only I could raid Gigi Hadid's wardrobe"? But instead go out and hastily purchase a gorgeous designer dress with a hefty price tag and now it sits in your wardrobe collecting dust? Stop right there sister! The Volte is [...]