BACH RECAP EP 9 – Meet the (Annoyed) Parents

BACH RECAP EP 9 – Meet the (Annoyed) Parents

Is Osh dead again??? Elora reads the date card in a relatively smug way – #hadtwosingledatesbitches. Is that a post sex glow? Interestingly she seems slightly less blue balled tonight. I’m not assaulted by her repressed hormones… maybe we should start calling her red balls??? Hmm too far? Maybs…I still call bullshit on the separate [...]

The Volte Bachie Recap Ep 3 – Boats, Public Humiliation and Cersei

The Volte Bachie Recap Ep 3 – Boats, Public Humiliation and Cersei

The girl guides are hanging out just talking and wondering what will happen today. Leah is consistently obnoxious when Osher suddenly (oh my gosh Osh) surprises them. Natalie explains that she gets a haemorrhoid whenever Osher appears and it reminds us that we are #Nat4Lyfe. It’s single date time for Laura. Matty B arrives in [...]

The Volte Bachie Recap Ep 2 – A clique emerges and Elora gets blue balled

The Volte Bachie Recap Ep 2 – A clique emerges and Elora gets blue balled

Welcome to our recap of Survivor and alliances...sorry no it’s actually The Bachelor but I gotta say right now the quest for love is playing second fiddle to the fight for Alpha Female in Bachie’s boarding school. Side note: This school seems more miserable than any of the ones Jane Eyre hung out at in [...]